Avocado2004's definitions

Online school

Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages

Reasons why I want it to fuck off:

I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off

Why I am okay if it lasts forever:

Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class

Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!

by Avocado2004 February 23, 2021

Jake Griffin

A man in a show known as The 100 who was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space), for a very dumb reason, trying to leak important information. His daughter who had a good father-daughter relationship with him, has flashbacks about him in the first season. At one point, his daughter goes off on her mom when her mom says "Your father would be so proud of you" after she finds out (SPOILER)

Someone: I am going to watch "The 100", my friend recommended it to me.
After the third episode of the first season:
Someone: Bruh wtf this man (Jake Griffin), was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space) for a very stupid reason. One more thing: (SPOILER)

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

January 2021

The first month of 2021!!! Has its ups and downs to a start of a year of recovery. First, that stupid coronavirus and its vaccine, second, the storming of the US captiol, then comes Biden's Inaguration! Remember that things didn't instantly go back to normal as soon as it became 2021

It's February 1st, 2021! What will happen in the second month of 2021? Maybe what happened in January 2021 but not politics

by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021

True or false

A type of question on a test, typically a science or history test

True or false: A shield volcano's magma is much less viscous than other volcanoes
The answer is true
When I do not know if it is true or false, I always pick true

by Avocado2004 February 18, 2021

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021

Covid-19 Vaccine

A vaccine used to give immunity or at least protection to the coronavirus. The first two for the US came out December 2020, and there are more vaccines for other countries. A third US vaccine came out March 2021. As time goes by, more people will get vaccinated and become eligible for the vaccine. So far the vaccines are only available for people as young as 16 but the vaccines are currently being tested on children. A vaccine for children could take up to the fall of 2021 to come out. Hopefully, the vaccine should be widely available in the spring of 2021, if not it will become widely available summer 2021. To reach herd immunity, we need 70-80% of the place, such as the US or a US state fully vaccinated. If 2 million people are vaccinated a day, then we could reach herd immunity as late as September or October 2021, and as early as July or August of 2021. As more people become vaccinated, things will be safer to reopen. In the spring, things with the vaccine will get better, but not many things will reopen, and hopefully the summer should not be bad if people are vaccinated, but the fall will be much better. The 2 main things that we are worried about is vaccine hesitancy due to people not being eligible for the vaccine or people refusing to get vaccinated, and the lack of a vaccine available for children, and the second thing is the variants of the virus that could make the vaccine less effective, but it seems like the vaccines offer decent protection against the variants.

I am getting my first dose of the Covid-19 vaccine tomorrow, then I get my second dose 4 weeks later!

by Avocado2004 March 8, 2021

April 2021

The month when some people might go back to school in person

Ok, so the principal said that I go back to school on April 12th, 2021. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! If I ACTUALLY go back to school that day, I will never forget April 2021

by Avocado2004 March 7, 2021