Online school

Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages

Reasons why I want it to fuck off:

I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off

Why I am okay if it lasts forever:

Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class
Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!
by Avocado2004 February 23, 2021
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True or false

A type of question on a test, typically a science or history test
True or false: A shield volcano's magma is much less viscous than other volcanoes
The answer is true
When I do not know if it is true or false, I always pick true
by Avocado2004 February 18, 2021
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Vyond

AKA go animate. An animating website where you can make animated videos. It's main purpose is for educational stuff and tutorials, but random people make Dora or Caillou or Rosie or other people get grounded videos. Sometimes the videos can be really funny. People mainly use the business friendly or comedy world styles. Comedy world however died in December 2019/January 2020, but people found a way to be able to still use it.
Yo I am going to make another Dora gets grounded video with Vyond.
by Avocado2004 March 09, 2021
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Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
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Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.
My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!
by Avocado2004 February 15, 2021
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April 2021

The month when some people might go back to school in person
Ok, so the principal said that I go back to school on April 12th, 2021. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! If I ACTUALLY go back to school that day, I will never forget April 2021
by Avocado2004 March 08, 2021
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Roblox

An online website, app, and game where you can make friends online during coronavirus when everyone is stuck at home, or in any situation as long as you both can play roblox. Not only that, but you can also play a variety of many fun games such as Welcome to Bloxburg where you can work, roleplay, and build a house, and Murder Mystery 2, and many more. Be careful, there is stranger danger, and also the conflict of online people. Some people randomly start drama for no reason. Also there are online daters and these people known as Copy and Pasters and slenders who loudly play the song Trench Boy, and team in murder mystery 2, and push and bomb people in ragdoll engine. There are also other trends like the aesthetic thing. Oh and robux, Roblox's virtual currency. Sadly it costs real life money. Robux can be used to buy things for your avatar, and also gamepasses that give you special things in games like radios to play music out loud or premium or whatever the game calls their membership gamepass. Roblox is very fun, but mainly kids, younger teens, and 20 year olds play Roblox.
Person 1: Yo, today in roblox, when I was playing mm2, this Slender kept playing this loud song that said "This audio was made by checks and balances", and he would not stop, and even after I asked him to, he kept saying no. I hate Slenders

Person 2: So um like in Roblox I was playing Adopt me with my friend HatingHoneyBear9242, and I got a neon unicorn and this dumb begging noob wouldn't shut the fuck up and wouldn't stop asking me for my unicorn. Honeybear was so mad she scared the noob away. Wow she is such an amazing online friend!

Person 3: Ok so today my parents got me 800 Robux for 10 dollars!!! I am going to get the radio in mm2 that hopefully nobody is rude to me about, and more cool stuff for my avatar such as the beautiful black hair for beautiful people, the toy animation pack, the hold it in face, and the err face!

Person 4: Who wants to see my Bloxburg house in Roblox?

Person 5: I have 200 friends on Roblox, I gotta unfriend people and clear up my friends list

Person 6: Ugg, this girl really wants to online date me on roblox but I am not allowed to online date. What should I do?

Person 7: Fucking busybody iAppleFelicity0506 got in my business. Ok so she was listening in on my conversation with my online boyfriend about our breakup, and she would not shut the fuck up

Person 8: Ugg, I hate Slenders and Copy and pasters, they ruined roblox, I cannot have fun in ragdoll engine like ever!

Person 9: Actually, I would rather have friends irl than friends online
by Avocado2004 March 08, 2021
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