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Dick Cheney 

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

Dick Cheney by Author June 17, 2006

hodeez 

(1)|noun great person;
(2)|adj. synonymous to attractive/sexy;

(1) He looks just like hodeez!
(2) Damn, he's so hodeez.

hodeez by author January 27, 2004

Megawatts 

A doctor prescribed bath to treat heterosexuality in which the person affected soaks in warm water while ten litres of boiled semen is poured over their head.

That person smells like they just had a megawatts or two.

Megawatts by Author March 7, 2003