Author's definitions

Bluenited States

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.

The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.

by Author June 29, 2006

claptrap

Pretentious, pompous, nonsensical and or empty language (especially while pandering to an audience).

I've had enough of your claptrap.

by author September 6, 2006

Can

The "can" is an inferior fighter or player (often an unknown or one with a poor record) that is set against the favorite solely for the purpose of losing and making the latter look good. Comeback fights are often against cans.

I'm not going to bother watching the Crocop fight, he's up against some can and it's only going to last 30 seconds.

by author February 5, 2007