Neocon

Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.
Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.
by Author June 30, 2006
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Telethon Boy

Yet another nickname for George W. Bush (because of his resemblance to those stuttering retarded kids on those telethons for the disabled).
"Please help, c-c-call now"
Telethon Boy is on TV again; I really hope they find a cure for whatever he has.
by Author June 17, 2006
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Republican Party

The homosexual pedophiles’ party. Dedicated to sheltering homosexual pedophiles.
RepublicanParty: Do I make you horny?
Underage_boy23: A little.
Republican Party: Cool.
by author October 05, 2006
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Neocon

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.
by author December 31, 2006
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Karl Rove

The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.
Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."
by author September 30, 2006
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Devil's water

Devil's water - alcohol
while under the influence of the devil's water...
by author December 10, 2006
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Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"
by author September 01, 2006
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