Author's definitions
by author July 15, 2023
Get the ogusersmug. A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
by author July 18, 2006
Get the William Kristolmug. The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.
by Author June 29, 2006
Get the Bluenited Statesmug. A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006
Get the sport utility vehiclemug. A doctor prescribed bath to treat heterosexuality in which the person affected soaks in warm water while ten litres of boiled semen is poured over their head.
by Author March 7, 2003
Get the Megawattsmug. Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
by author July 16, 2006
Get the Tom Delaymug. by author October 5, 2006
Get the Republican Partymug.