Austin Jayhawk's definitions

Covidate

When you and your partner get dressed to the nines to go to the post office, gas station and grocery store during a pandemic.

Hey babe, will you hand me my Prada heels, gold Navajo cuff and eyeliner for our covidate? I need to get gas, drop off some mail and grab some milk and butterscotch for my cookies tomorrow.

by Austin Jayhawk April 25, 2020

Beesh

A socially acceptable and fun new way to say the word bitch.

Girl, you know that beesh Carmen is 19 Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 4, 2020

19 Pos

Any person who has tested positive for Covid-19.

I heard Carmen is 19 Pos. Girl, they tested that beesh in ICU.

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

Covidical

The time period you may have Covid19 germs all over everything after work before doing laundry and getting in the shower.

My clothes are so covidical, let alone my lips. Let me jump in the shower before you kiss me sunshine.

by Austin Jayhawk April 25, 2020