Austen the Puerto rican's definitions

toothed vagina

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.

That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!

by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

fistrod

When you ram something very hard with either an object or your fist. Equivilent to ramrod.

I want to fistrod your mom's suculant vagina.

Hre just fistrodded his arm through the wall.

by Austen the Puerto rican April 20, 2006