Definitions by Austen the Puerto rican

mangasm 

when a man, has an extreme rush of joy similar to an orgasm from something manly. Such as beer, spicy food, explosions, fast cars, firing big guns, hot chicks, or movies involving all of those things.

I had a mangasm watching Snakes on a Plane!

Hunting with the 50 caliber rifle is a complete mangasm!

When I floored my 69' Chevelle I had a mangasm!

mangasm by Austen the Puerto Rican September 21, 2006

boner sneeze 

To ejaculate, squirting semen and sperm all over yourself, a partner, or an inatimate object.

Stop honey, im about to boner sneeze all over!

boner sneeze by Austen the Puerto Rican September 17, 2006

toothed vagina 

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.

That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!

toothed vagina by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

homemade hotdog 

when you take your own dick and insert it into your own ass as best as possible

I caught John making a homemade hotdog, thats fucked up!

homemade hotdog by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006

bitch dragon

When a girl is PMSing or is being very bitchy. Also a common insult to anyone.

Man she is a bitch dragon. She must be bleeding out her vag.

bitch dragon by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

Don Juan's Love Hole by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

residookie 

The aftersmell of a fart or poop most often after it should of aired out already.

Man whats that smell? Must be a little residookie in here.

residookie by Austen the Puerto rican April 21, 2006