amateur night

Naval term for the day after payday, when nothing seems to go right, especially shipboard evolutions.
Damn! tomorrows gonna' be amateur night.
by Atomic Johnny March 31, 2005
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monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.
Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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Bitch box

US Navy term for an intercom or amplified circuit used to communicate between spaces of the ship.
Who was calling on the bitch box?
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JSR

military acronym for "Joe Shit the Ragman". He's the mythical sailor who screws everyting up and can never get anything right. A complete idiot. Also, the total opposite of "AJ Squared Away".
I ain't cleaning the bilge. Tell the chief to get get JSR to do it!
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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Civvy Street

Known in civilian life Civilian life as "CIWS" - Close-In Weapon System, a short-range anti-missile point defense system commonly comprised of a radar system and rotary-barreled Gatling gun. In NATO, the system is the Vulcan Phalanx. A newer version, Goalkeeper, uses the GAU-8 30mm Gatling gun found in the A-10 Thunderbolt for increased range and destructive power. Can have anti-surface modes as well, for use against small craft and the like. Derisive interpretations of the acronym include: 'Christ, It Won't Shoot', and 'Captain, It Won't Shoot,' due to common maintenance difficulties.
We worked on the civvy street all night and the piece of shits still broke!
by Atomic Johnny March 31, 2005
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cannon cocker

Term used in the military for anyone that fires or mans any type of gun. This can be used for a tank gunner, artillery man, door gunner, deck gunner, etc.
Tell the cannon cockers to get there asses over to divvy hq.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.
Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall
by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005
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