Definitions by Atomic Johnny

creamed foreskins on toast 

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

creamed foreskins on toast by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

donkey dick

Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.

Hand me that donkey dick over there!

donkey dick by Atomic Johnny May 13, 2005

JSR 

military acronym for "Joe Shit the Ragman". He's the mythical sailor who screws everyting up and can never get anything right. A complete idiot. Also, the total opposite of "AJ Squared Away".

I ain't cleaning the bilge. Tell the chief to get get JSR to do it!

JSR by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

khaki sacker 

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".

We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.

khaki sacker by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

deck ape 

Naval term used to signify a "botswain's mate" on a ship who is in charge of anchors, moorings, lines, rope etc.

Chief! Order deck apes to pull anchor!

deck ape by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

cannon cocker 

Term used in the military for anyone that fires or mans any type of gun. This can be used for a tank gunner, artillery man, door gunner, deck gunner, etc.

Tell the cannon cockers to get there asses over to divvy hq.

cannon cocker by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005

pig of the port 

Naval term used for the ugliest girl in port. This term is used most frequently in clubs, bars, etc when ship is in port and the ugliest girl is spotted in the establishment.

Didja' see the pig of the port? She's trying to hook up with everybody tonight!

pig of the port by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005