A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
by Astrapto June 09, 2011
Get the statustician mug.Boy: "Grandma! I just bought a top-of-the-market graphics card! I think I'm having a... a - a......"
Gran: "A What, boy?"
Boy: "...A nerdspasm!!"
Gran: "A What, boy?"
Boy: "...A nerdspasm!!"
by Astrapto November 05, 2010
Get the nerdspasm mug.The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
by Astrapto June 09, 2011
Get the statusry mug.A Verb, meaning "to manipulate events totally and subtly, controlling both sides of an interaction to achieve one's own end."
Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars orchestrated the Clone Wars, the downfall of the Galactic Republic, Jedi Order, and Separatist Movement, and commanded complete control over the Galactic Empire and the Dark Side of the Force. He was the ultimate double agent, parading among his powerful enemies without suspicion. He appeared the benevolent elected leader while masterfully plotting the demise of everything god. Thus "to palpatine" means that one controls a situation completely and can bring about whatever results he desires without anyone being aware.
Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars orchestrated the Clone Wars, the downfall of the Galactic Republic, Jedi Order, and Separatist Movement, and commanded complete control over the Galactic Empire and the Dark Side of the Force. He was the ultimate double agent, parading among his powerful enemies without suspicion. He appeared the benevolent elected leader while masterfully plotting the demise of everything god. Thus "to palpatine" means that one controls a situation completely and can bring about whatever results he desires without anyone being aware.
It can applied to trivial situations as well.
Fred: "Dude, did you hear Jeff and Andrea broke up?"
Winston: "Yeah, that was all Clara's doing. She manipulated their emotions and aggravated the conflict so that she could get with Jeff."
Fred: "She totally palpatined them!!"
Fred: "Dude, did you hear Jeff and Andrea broke up?"
Winston: "Yeah, that was all Clara's doing. She manipulated their emotions and aggravated the conflict so that she could get with Jeff."
Fred: "She totally palpatined them!!"
by Astrapto August 29, 2009
Get the palpatine mug.n. - (ri·pup'·ər·eɪ'·ʃʌn)
The oft-necessary resting period that follows the routine unloading of fecal matter from the human anus.
The word is a blend of "poop", a slang term for fecal matter, and "recuperation."
-Examples of morphological derivatives are:
repooperate
repooperative (area or period)
repoopable
repooperacoon (modeled after the recuperacoon from MS Paint Adventures)
The oft-necessary resting period that follows the routine unloading of fecal matter from the human anus.
The word is a blend of "poop", a slang term for fecal matter, and "recuperation."
-Examples of morphological derivatives are:
repooperate
repooperative (area or period)
repoopable
repooperacoon (modeled after the recuperacoon from MS Paint Adventures)
Jim has been in the bathroom forever, maybe someone should check on him." "I just did; he's all done, just waiting out the repooperation period. He can't even walk for long without first repooperating.
by Astrapto May 03, 2011
Get the repooperation mug.1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.
2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?
2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
by Astrapto September 10, 2011
Get the barbie-the-Barbie mug.An acronym for "In my incumbent opinion." It's a way of stating that your opinion is not absolute or substantially entrenched in your mind. It could change, under proper circumstances or with different information.
See also imo and imho.
See also imo and imho.
by Astrapto June 01, 2011
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