Assume the position's definitions

Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone

Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired

by Assume the position July 24, 2019

Ray

There are a lot of steriotypes out there about Ray is a pedo Ray is gay well I am here to tell you nun of those facts can relate to this particular ray. has the sexiest work ethics skills ever it's hard for him to work sometimes because women are always trying to have sex with him that is probably his only flaw he is so attractive I cannot imagine a world without a ray he can outwork you and give your butthole funny feelings questioning your manhood he has an unusually large penis too like i said its hard for him to work because he loves a throat beast so he'll pull a fast one

God damnit ray

by Assume the position July 24, 2019

Liliana

Liliana is the sexiest and most beautiful she does what she wants with her life and can get through anything with a positive attitude she is a little freak too and the toughest fighters but can always avoid a fight she is fun and amazing

Dude who the fuck is that

I think thats Liliana

Bro she straight avoided the whole fight

Yeah and now my dick is fucking rock hard

by Assume the position July 25, 2019

Dominic

Ladies really like jamming Dominic's large cock in their throat for fun Dominic is a turn on and savage he's fun and fearless

So what happened with Dominic and you

I was giving him head and he put his hand on my head an jammed it down my throat a few times I had never had it like that before I was really turned on I let him cum all over my face my panties were soaked

Damn that sounds fun

by Assume the position June 13, 2019

Swacking

Smacking someone face with your penis flaccid or erect without using your hands just your hips

I be swacking these hoes

by Assume the position September 20, 2019

On your face

When something is on your face like a foot

I wanna put my foot on your face

by Assume the position September 20, 2019

Dom

Savage short guy who has an unusually large cock if you make him mad he will dominate you and try to shove his foot in your girlfriend's mouth or on her face and make her rub it and he knows how to fight

Bro why was ruth licking on your feet Dom

It turns out she really likes that shit I was mad at her dude and he left

by Assume the position September 23, 2019