Assor Eloc's definitions

protifa

Anti-Antifa, A protifa person is unwittingly pro-fascist in that they are against anti-fascist organizations.

That guy who shot at the demonstrators is totally ProTifa! Did you see the anti-anti fascist stuff he posted. Its like he doesn't even know what fascism is!

by Assor Eloc September 5, 2020

gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

Covidanoid

Being paranoid of the covid-19 Coronavirus

I went out and i was so covidanoid i couldn't even go in the store

by Assor Eloc March 18, 2020

Prepalanch

A mass of stored foods falling off a prepping shelf, usually triggered by a single can.

I went to get the green peas from storage and there was a prepalanch!

by Assor Eloc March 27, 2020

Pro-Joe

Any cup of coffee that is made by a barista.

The coffee at their house was awful, so I went out in search of a pro-joe.

by Assor Eloc July 6, 2020

Bumblocracy

A government that fails through incompetence and hubris.

“This democracy has turned into a bumblocracy, they just cant figure out how to govern., its a bumbling mess!” (2025)

by Assor Eloc May 16, 2025

gotyad

Gotya’d (goit-ya-d) to be ignored, blown off, ghosted especially by an old, dear friend. Derived from the popular Gotya song, “Somebody that I used to know

I ran into My old girlfriend from high school last weekend, we made plans but then she Gotyad me, I guess i’m just somebody that she used to know now

by Assor Eloc July 20, 2021