Assholes Inc.'s definitions

Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.

I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.

by Assholes Inc. August 9, 2003

Pokemon

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.

Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

Manly Democrat

oxymoron

See Smart Ass, Political Correctness, Rap Music, Linux Complete

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

basturd

A bastard who is full of shit (turd)

you are such a basturd

by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003

Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003