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Definitions by Aspirex

Cabin Boy 

Under Pirate Rules, the least pleasant person to be. The Cabin Boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. The position of Cabin Boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.
Pirate 1: Argh! Heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.
Cabin Boy by Aspirex December 26, 2005

Jill Singer 

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.
Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.
Jill Singer by Aspirex November 20, 2005

bag of marijuana 

Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.
Nice bag of marijuana you've got on your roof-rack.
bag of marijuana by Aspirex November 19, 2005

Munty McMuntMunt

The name conferred upon one who has just finished a munt.
How was the munt, Munty McMuntMunt? Now drink this beer.
Munty McMuntMunt by Aspirex November 18, 2005

I Drink, You Drink 

Fairly self-explanatory drinking game. One person says 'I drink,' and takes a drink. They then say 'you drink' to the second player. The second player replies by saying 'I drink,' taking a drink, and returning the favour with a call of 'you drink.' The game continues until you're out of beer.
1: I drink, you drink.
2: I drink, you drink.
Et caetera.
I Drink, You Drink by Aspirex November 18, 2005

Goon Door 

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.
1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)
Goon Door by Aspirex November 17, 2005

shnorkel 

A technique for the rapid consumption of beer from bottles. A bendy straw is inserted into the top of the bottle, and is bent over the side; then, the beer can be consumed from the mouth of the bottle, leaving the bendy straw exposed to allow air into the bottle.
1: Everyone outside, we're shnorkelling.
shnorkel by Aspirex November 17, 2005