Ashteroid's definitions

9/11

The day American money stopped funding the IRA in Northern Ireland and the troubles that claimed over 3000 lives in the UK over 30 years effectively stopped. The Irish American's had to think about the reality of what we call terrorism. It became untenable, which helped bring peace to Britain and Ireland. Every cloud has a silver lining, ask the people of Belfast.

"Shit, we've been attacked"

"oh dear, this is awful. better stop those Noraid contributions since 9/11"

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007

usa

A country that regards itself as the greatest in the world but only 10% of americans have passports. How would they know then?

Are you going to Europe on holiday or the USA? Where's Europe?

by ashteroid April 9, 2007

Showbiz

Another term for Cocaine. People in show business have a reputation for liking a bit of sniff, hence the term.

Who fancies a bit of showbiz?

by ashteroid August 11, 2009

hiroshima

A terrible war crime that no one was tried for. Victors justice.

"hey, we just killed 90'000 men, women and children in hiroshima with a huge atomic fireball."

"you guys are hero's, have a medal"

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

sculptured

When a person is far too high on cocaine, edgy and arrogant.

When someone has done too much chilsel they become sculptured, as a chisel is used to make a sculpture.

by Ashteroid November 10, 2008

Noraid

American/Irish campaign that supported mass murder in Northern Ireland and the UK by funding the IRA between 1970 up until 9/11 when America got some back and didn't like it.

"Ouch, them terrorists hurt, better stop funding Irish ones like Noraid."

by ashteroid May 23, 2007