Ashley's definitions

Newtious

(Newtism)one of teh newtism religion
one who studies the newt, believes in only one newt

ex. I go to THE NEWT on sundays adn study newtism

by ASHLEY March 28, 2003

fruit booty

a sissy or a gay dude

That nigga is a fruit booty.

by Ashley March 7, 2003

Orgasm

Something that's addictive.

Masturbation, Sex

by Ashley August 28, 2003

Majik

Chick with major attitude. Also called a femiNazi, usually.

That chick is major majik.

by Ashley January 21, 2004

Giltor

Girl I'd Like TO Rape. Similar to Milf, but has no children.

Johnny, your little sister is a fucking Giltor!!

by Ashley May 12, 2003

speckledork

one who is the "specialest" friend you have, usually not knowing what's going on or has trouble keeping up with the times

"hi kyle"
"hi"
"i like the word speckledork dont u?"
"yes"
"ok, from now on ur king speckledork"
"super!"

by ashley January 22, 2004

zoloft

An anti-depressent used to treat anxiety/depression and the like.

"Don't forget to take your zoloft!"

by Ashley April 26, 2004