Definitions by Ashent

freestyle shred 

Freestyle shred is a sport known to most as hacky-sack but commonly known as footbagging. Shredding is usually complex tricks strung together in an effort to make a flowing, highly skilled routine of footbag.

Hey did you see the tournament yesterday? They were playing hardcore hacky-sack!

No, those were freestyle shredders.

freestyle shred by Ashent June 27, 2006

teg 

Short for a Honda/Acura Integra. Slang term derived from saying 'integra' constantly. Also related to teg-lovers and my own definition "teggy" who is a Honda fanatic specifically devoted to the Integra model.

1: Did you see that modded GSR?

2: Yeah, that was a nice teg.

teg by Ashent June 27, 2006

teggy 

A car enthusiast who is obsessed with Integras.

Ash: Lol I just put a new hood on my teg, can't wait for my exhaust to come in the mail!

You: God you're such a teggy.

teggy by Ashent June 27, 2006

V-card 

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

V-card by Ashent June 27, 2006

scaniving 

Scaniving is a contraction of the words coniving and scandalous because both words can usually describe the same person you are speaking of.

"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"

"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"

scaniving by Ashent June 27, 2006

Ashent 

A popular monument in the internet society.

Noun: Ashent as a person or entity. Also,

Verb: To feel gloriously superior.

Did you see Ashent at the concert? He was rocking out!

Person 1: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
Person 2: Well.. I *AM* Ashent.

Ashent by Ashent May 18, 2006

TLDRian 

A person who posts nothing but "TLDR" on everything within a forum. Usually referred to as a troll, but this is a more specialized case. TLDR is an acronym meaning "Too Long Didn't Read" and is used when you have no interest in reading a topic. Used to say basically that your thread, and you yourself certainly suck.

Soem Guy01 : "I collect tiny plaster figurines of kitties and I paint them in my garage. You know, funny thing about that garage..."
General public : Shut up.
TLDRian : TLDR

TLDRian by Ashent May 18, 2006