Ashent's definitions

scaniving

Scaniving is a contraction of the words coniving and scandalous because both words can usually describe the same person you are speaking of.

"Did you see Jamie at that party hitting on those frat guys?"

"Yeah what the fuck dude, she's such a scaniving whore!"

by Ashent June 27, 2006

zerg guild

A zerg guild is a term used in MMORPGs to describe a group of players with little to no skill, employing hundreds of accounts to get anything done. If an encounter requires 5 people, a zerg guild brings 20.

Offspring of the term 'zerg rush' which was coined from Starcraft, after a race in the game that employs such tactics regularly.

1: "Hye u got teh strat for uber_mob lol??///"
2: "Why? It would take 80 of you to kill it with your zerg guild."

by Ashent June 27, 2006

clickeded

What an AOL user does with his mouse.

Pronounced : Clikt-ed

"Hey Larry I dun clickeded the box but it won't open."

by Ashent June 29, 2006

forum troll

A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.

-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."

2.

-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."

-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.

by Ashent June 27, 2006

braille

Braille is a caucasian MC with records like "Timeless" and "Shades of Grey." If you appreciate a deeper form of hip hop, you should check him out. Except that he sings about God a lot for some reason.

Man did you see the Braille show last night? Fuckin SICK.

by Ashent June 29, 2006

TLDRian

A person who posts nothing but "TLDR" on everything within a forum. Usually referred to as a troll, but this is a more specialized case. TLDR is an acronym meaning "Too Long Didn't Read" and is used when you have no interest in reading a topic. Used to say basically that your thread, and you yourself certainly suck.

Soem Guy01 : "I collect tiny plaster figurines of kitties and I paint them in my garage. You know, funny thing about that garage..."
General public : Shut up.
TLDRian : TLDR

by Ashent May 18, 2006

femme

A rendition of the term feminine. Loosely defined to mean an attractive young female. Sounds cute, as they are.

Oh snap, look at that femme over there!
Whatever, this femme over here has a nicer smile!

by Ashent May 17, 2006