Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AshMan

Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.

"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."

by ashman March 8, 2008

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Bono

Is the record for the biggest crap!

"Somebody's been keeping it a secret. Bono was never the record holder! He's the record!"

by ashman March 8, 2008

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The first movie to one of the top 10 trilogies ever made. A story of a boy who travels back in time 30 years and almost loses his very existance in the process. Watch the film to get a better understanding

Have you seen Back to the Future. It's f**king ace

by ashman November 15, 2003

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strip ping pong

The reason for why we play ping pong. Basically its the idea given that when you're playing ping pong as a last resort of doing something, you make wagers of winning the game and if you lose you strip. Makes the game more fun :)

Jim: Damn linda im getting tired of this game want to have some fun?
Linda: Yeah!! whoever loses takes it all off!
Jim: You going down bitch, and so are your clothes!

by AshMan December 28, 2004

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Ashman

Ashman is crazy around his loved ones, this person may seem shy around in public or lazy but once he gets to know the person, they become very comfortable around you and will become one of your closest friends or will get involved in a relationship. This person is very kind and caring. If you have a Ashman in your life you are very lucky!! If you are dating an Ashman, don’t mess it up or you will start to regret it, you will be missing out of a life you always wanted. He is an overthinker and takes everything he’s sees around him as a clue to something bigger. They take everything thing that you do to them as a sign, so be cautious with him or you will start to lose him. Ashman is the good kind of weird and is very fun to be around and will brighten up your day. He is tall and usually with black or dark brown hair and is athletic and likes to move around frequently. He likes to be hyped up. This gentleman is attractive, adorable, kind, charming, sweet, but can be a little rough on you sometimes because he is just playing around or cares for you. His smile can spread good vibes around the room. Ashman is unique and loves to go out and have fun with people he loves the most.

Person 1- Oh hey look, there’s Ashman!

Person 2- I know I want to be with him, I never seen anyone like him before.I

by Ashman November 28, 2021

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