Asdf 's definitions

tea bag

dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process

did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep

by asdf November 17, 2002

geehi

male butt hugger; licker of monkey testicles

Geehi please stop abusing my helper monkey.

by asdf April 23, 2003

cheng lu

1. A big Chinese dude who should consider himself lucky because he's dating this really really hot chick.
2. Likes to make up words on Scrabble and gets a shitload of points for it.
3. Also likes to drink wine by himself and pick fights with his sweet girlfriend (but she likes him anyway for some unknown reason).

How did a guy like Cheng Lu end up with such a hot chick?

by asdf May 17, 2004

put the slipper in

(British) Varient of put the boot in, eg. kicking somebody when they're down.

When it became obvious he would be fired, the whole office took the chance to put the slipper in.

by asdf April 16, 2005

mud cutting

Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.

Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

by asdf October 15, 2003

yo ho ho

a very very wierd word!

used by pirates! its often seen in movies with pirates

by asdf May 13, 2005

Swatty

biggest retard to walk the earth, congrats faggot

by asdf August 26, 2003