Asdf 's definitions

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 18, 2002

ChicagoVue

A website for young Russian and European people in Chicago who want to meet new people or just a new way of communication with friends

See you on the VUE!

by asdf June 14, 2004

lambourghini

learn how to spell lamborghini you dumbfuck

go give yourself a hot carl

by asdf May 26, 2004

Phat Fucking Beats

Beats the happen to be phat and fucking at the same time.

Pump up those phat fucking beats At0m.

by Asdf November 29, 2003

Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 23, 2004

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

mapatasi

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003