Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Asdf

meat slap

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

meat slap by asdf December 12, 2002

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"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

lard ass by asdf December 12, 2002

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A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

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roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....

roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha

roflmaowwtvap by asdf November 30, 2002

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some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

jock by asdf November 18, 2002

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only the coooollllesttt mother fucker in the south!

ho bitch you mad fly just like my dawg clint eastwood...

clint eastwood by asdf November 17, 2002

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dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process

did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep

tea bag by asdf November 17, 2002

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