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Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.

Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.

by asdf May 24, 2004

yellow label

term for good ketamine, derived from the color label on the jars. This stuff is no longer around thanks to veterinarians switching to oil based ketamine instead of water based. But for those that remember the yellow label, it was the best ketamine around in the 1990's.

does anyone have any yellow-label?

by asdf December 7, 2003

dwf

Driving While Female: Driving horribly because you are female.

That girl almost ran me off the road, she should be arrested for a DWF

by asdf April 19, 2003

prep time

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK

Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses

by asdf November 18, 2003

the lose

Insult, to inform someone of the fact they lost.

You are the lose, fargot.

by asdf December 11, 2003

mapatasi

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003

bagger

person who makes fun of or insults someone for no good reason

by asdf May 19, 2003