Definitions by Arthur

Cow 

To cow (verb):
Derived from Bart Simpson's expression, "don't have a cow, man." Essentially, "to cow" is "to bitch" or "to freak." It is often used as a term of derision for ones mother.

"Dude! Vince's mom found his stash last night, and she was totally cowing, man."

Cow by Arthur September 28, 2003

Messed

Messed (adjective):
Description of a bad high. Derivative of "messed up."

"You don't look so hot..."
"Yeah, I know. I got pretty messed last night."

Messed by Arthur September 28, 2003

baboonish 

Baboonish (adjective):
Relating to the behavior of a baboon. Qualifier to describe wild and irrational actions, particularly while high or drunk.

"Damn, last night Trey ate some shrooms then pissed in the punch bowl."
"Yeah, he acts pretty baboonish when he's messed."

baboonish by Arthur September 28, 2003

caligula's horse 

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

caligula's horse by Arthur September 28, 2003

wordism 

The art of deriving words from seemingly nowhere, by utilising the full extent of the English language.

I used wordism to create my own post modern impressionist dictionary of existentialisistic terms.

wordism by Arthur September 16, 2003

mack 

Slang 'gangsta' term for masturbation.

Despite the tough talk, us gangstas can't get none for real, so we spends all our time macking off.

mack by Arthur September 14, 2003

ho 

'Gangsta' slang: one's own mother.

That bitch be my ho!!

ho by Arthur September 14, 2003