Art Vandalay's definitions

scatterbrain

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)

Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

slurrence

Word used to describe a heinously hard task of a unwanted nature.

Word used to convey a greivence toward someone or something

"The water pipe is a fucking slurrence to try and get clean"

"You slurrence"

by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003

Djuzla

The shorthand Australian slang for a hotel or pub whose premises title specifically begins with "The duke of..."

I, Diamond Joe Quimby, hereby declare that The Duke Of Wellington Hotel be known from this day forward as "The Djuzla"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Smozza

The act of smoking in the form of a session

Slobodan and Riffo went for a smozza.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Kirrence

A word derived from the Australian kiff used to describe the overall mediocrities within a series of events, or entities.

Redmundo's stash was quite kirrence due to lack of funds

by Art Vandalay November 22, 2003

twenty twen twen

Notable quote made in the first "Friday" feature film by "Smokey" to the Pastor. Also implies a packaged deal just under a foil or fozza.

"Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74th
St. Baptist Church, We call a sin a sin sin!!!"
"Smokey: Well 'round here, at 10
Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty twen twen! Arrrrrrr
Niggah!"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

spruce

The Spruce, The Spruzla or The Spruce Moose are forms to describe a small shantytown where the consumption of dakka takes place on at least a twice daily basis, whilst still maintaining a floor garbage height level of no less than 30cm.

"Lets hit the djuzla for a few brews and back to the spruzla for several hot ones"

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003