Definitions by Art Vandalay

scatterbrain 

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)

Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.

scatterbrain by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

she's apples

Australian term generalised meaning O.K. Literal meaning is "it's all sweet"

"Ay cuz, we rite for smokes and beers?"
"She's apples mate."

she's apples by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Rez 

See Resin
Rez is the shorthand term for the build-up of chemically incinerated marijuana, generally collecting around bongs, pipes and cones, amongst other things.

Rez can also be put into the context of a comment or snide remark that is extremely distasteful for the person on the receiving end

Rez water is defined as the accumulation of the seedy water found idleing rancidly at the bottom of any household bilch

1. "Oh No! The CP fell on Gill's new beige pants, thus creating a culture of rez and rez akin by-products"

2. "You are posso the biggest rez dog in the known quasar"

3. "Don't tell me old mate drank the rez water again, thats the 7th time this month!"

Rez by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

pop in 

Phrase used to characterise an unsolicited visit to a residency via no mediums of communication. Made prominent by classic American sitcom "Seinfeld"

No Jerry! I Love The Pop In!!! What will i do???

pop in by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

twenty twen twen 

Notable quote made in the first "Friday" feature film by "Smokey" to the Pastor. Also implies a packaged deal just under a foil or fozza.

"Pastor: Excuse me, brother! What we call drugs down at the 74th
St. Baptist Church, We call a sin a sin sin!!!"
"Smokey: Well 'round here, at 10
Normandy in the West'n...we call this here a little twenty twen twen! Arrrrrrr
Niggah!"

twenty twen twen by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Fozza 

Loose code slang for a $25AUD pickup of the green stuff. See Foil

old mate, could you just run up to the spruce and pick me up a fozza?

Fozza by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

bonus 

An individual who has the personality traits of a sheep, whilst still managing to upset the friendship equillibrium in any peer group.

James's tyres will be deflated because he is such a bonus!

bonus by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003