22 definitions by Army of turtle land

SpongeBob SquarePants

The best anime in the world

Person 1: Do you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?

Person 2: Yes, it's the best anime in the known universe.

Person 1: Why weren't you drowned at birth?

by Army of turtle land December 17, 2022

Gender

It's like a person's sex but different...

I don't get it

Sex and gender are the same.

I have a bulletproof vest

by Army of turtle land December 14, 2022

Buzzfeed

A website that people use to torture their neighbors because their dog pissed on their lawn.

Buzzfeed should be used in police interrogations

by Army of turtle land December 7, 2022

Buzzfeed Unsolved

The only good thing to come out of Buzzfeed

Buzzfeed Unsolved

by Army of turtle land January 21, 2023

Welcome to Steam Edition

When FSX players do crazy wacky stuff in the multiplayer mode of the Steam Release of FSX

"That Boeing 747 is going space shuttle status over there while a Cessna caravan is buzzing the tower, welcome to Steam Edition."

by Army of turtle land January 25, 2023

Scott the Woz

A colorblind virgin who owns 5 Wii U's, finds Wii's in his couch every now and then, hates Chibi Robo Zip Lash and owns Garfield Lasagna World Tour.

He seems like the sort of guy who eats pigeon liver for breakfast.

Scott the Woz owns 5 Wii U's!!!!!!!! Why would anyone do that to themselves

by Army of turtle land January 22, 2023

Sims

When you try to have babies with the Grim Reaper and realize it's been removed in the Latest update

The Sims 3 patch notes

It is no longer possible to "try for baby" with the Grim Reaper

by Army of turtle land November 17, 2022