Lord Starscream

The most powerful creation in the universe. Our lord starscream shall conquer the world and the decepticons.
Knockout: Yes, Lord Starscream
(Megatron somehow does bullshit magic and comes back to kill Starscream)
Bumblebee: AH, What the FUCK Megatron! We just built the starscream church!
by Ariel Aries February 21, 2021
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Starscream is hot

A very used catchphrase to tell people how hot starscream is.
Do you see what I mean? Starscream is hot as fuck.
by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021
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Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.
Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)
by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021
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Starscreamsexual

Starscreamsexual: It means the only person you'd ever date would be Starscream!
Jimmy: Hey ariel would you like to go out?
Ariel: No I'm starscreamsexual sorry.
Jimmy: You know who's also starscreamsexual? Megatron!
Ariel: Has starscream gotten beaten by megatron so much he started to call him daddy?
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The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss
Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.
by Ariel Aries November 27, 2020
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Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no
by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021
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Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word FUCK. Out of all the English words that begins with an F, fuck is the only word referred to as the f word. It's the one magical word just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words from the English language is derived from German word flicken which means to strike in English fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a translate verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb, Surely fucks it's meaning. It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part as an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful."
As a noun, "I don't give a fuck."
As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lootly" or "in-fucking-credible"
And as almost every word in a sentance, "Fuck the fucking fuckers"
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck as in these examples describing such as fraud. "I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay: "Oh fuck it"
Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me, buddy."
Difficulty: "I don't fucking understand this fucking question."
Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?!"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetence: "He's a fuck off."
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself"
I'm pretty sure you can think of many more examples with all of these multi-purpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word.
We say use this unique, flexible word more often than your daily speech, it will more identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly.
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