Definitions by Ariel Aries

Our worlds are in danger 

The theme to Transformers: Cybertron

Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!

Our worlds are in danger by Ariel Aries May 23, 2021

Pinocchio Paradox 

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

Pinocchio Paradox by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021

Uranus

A gassy planet

I used to think uranus was a gas giant but that all changed!

Uranus by Ariel Aries April 16, 2021

Dad's Snoring 

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

Dad's Snoring by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon

Aw man I will never get a moon lamp

Moon Lamp by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021

Starscream is hot 

A very used catchphrase to tell people how hot starscream is.

Do you see what I mean? Starscream is hot as fuck.

Starscream is hot by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021

Using too much toilet paper 

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)

Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no

Using too much toilet paper by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021