Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.

Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver

by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016

Borganising

The art of organising items that, while it is needed, is incredibly boring

portmanteau of boring and organising

"Do you want a pint"

"no, I'm borganising"

by Archibald Findri November 24, 2016

Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018

Trump Out

Draft dodger. - After Donald Trump got 4 educational exemptions and then a "medical" exemption from Vietnam.

Do you think Jim will get drafted into the army?

No his dad is rich, I'm sure he'll "Trump out".

by Archibald Findri July 21, 2015