Definitions by Arch0wl

power glove

A Nintendo gadget that lets you use the Nintendo controls with your hand motions. There's only one thing you need to know: it's bad.

I love the power glove...it's so bad.

power glove by Arch0wl November 19, 2006

wapanese 

Wannabe Japanese. NOT "white japanese" or anything like that, WANNABE JAPANESE.

This definition doesn't only pertain to white people, idiots. Stop being racist.

wapanese by Arch0wl July 23, 2005

faggit

The stupid way of saying faggot, usually typoed because "i" is next to "o".

Usually said in a quick attempt (which is why they typo it) to try to save themselves when someone can't think of a good comeback.

Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."

Guy B: "faggit"

Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."

Guy B: "stfu"

Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.

faggit by Arch0wl May 17, 2005

stfu

A way of saying "shut the fuck up", instead of actually typing it. Has less meaning than actually typing "shut the fuck up", and is often said by people that are losing an argument or can't think of a comeback.

Guy A: "You just contradicted yourself. Twice."

Guy B: "faggit"

Guy A: "Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't think of anything, loser."

Guy B: "stfu"

Guy C: Just admit you lost, Guy B.

stfu by Arch0wl May 17, 2005

douchebag

What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.

A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".

douchebag by Arch0wl May 14, 2005

habanero 

The Red Savina Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world. The "naga jalokia" pepper is just a rumor, an urban myth. If you google "naga jalokia" with the quotemarks, it turns up a page SPECIFICALLY detailing how it's a hoax. Anyone that buys into this garbage is just another cause to the myth.

The red savina is the hottest. No question. The hottest technical sauce (and not capscium extract) out now is "The Source", but the hottest sauce overall is Blair's 6AM sauce.

habanero by Arch0wl January 27, 2005

party 

Something stupid shitheads do that eventually ends up in a wreck, STDs, cheating on someone, or a combination of those.

Jeff and all his friends went to a party and got drunk off their ass. As they were driving back he lost control and crashed into the railing and drove off the road and they all died. This is a true story.

Emily went to a party and some guys got her drunk. She ended up cheating on her boyfriend and dumping him the day afterwords because of how bad she felt. Based on a true story.

John went to a party and ended up doing it with three girls and getting herpes.

party by Arch0wl October 13, 2004