Anthony W. Yochmann's definitions

Elmo

The God of Toddlers.

All the kids in kindergarten worship their god, Elmo, the God of toddlers.

by Anthony W. Yochmann October 20, 2010

Dead loss

Someone or something that is a complete and utter failure. It is used as a derisive comment in Northern Ireland.

Aye, Billy can't do anything right. Everything he touches becomes a bloody disaster. He's a total dead loss.

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 17, 2009

Head bin

The "bin" comes from rubish bin, as in a garbage can. So a "head bin" is someone who isn't known for sound thinking. This is an insult from Northern Ireland.

Jerry is a nut job, all he does is create trouble and stir up the pot. He's nothing but a head bin.

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 17, 2009

Three-piece suit

What deputy U.S. Marshal's call the combination of hand-cuffs, waist chain and leg irons. Thus the three-piece suit.

Deputy Marshal: This defendant is violent, I suggest he be brought into the courtroom in a three-piece suit.

by Anthony W. Yochmann April 17, 2009

Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.

Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.

by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009

plummy ache

When you've eaten so many plums your stomach hurts.

Missy: Ugh, I ate too many plums from the farmers' market.
Andy: You mean that you have a a plummy ache!

by Anthony W. Yochmann October 14, 2008

plummy ache

A tummy ache from eating too many plums.

Oh, I got a plummy ache after eating too many plums at the farmers' market.

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 14, 2008