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erotespondence

she was late to work after a late night online with her erotespondent

he found it hard to type while erotesponding due to frenetic manual multi-tasking

chat rooms are venues for blatant erotespondence
by Anthony Sheppard December 28, 2005
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perceived coolness whore

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.
"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.
by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006
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Sandwista

n. a person employed to make sandwiches - derived from a combination of sandwich and barista

alt. sandwichista
I was explaining my topping choices when the sandwista suddenly sneezed into the bell peppers.

That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.
by Anthony Sheppard June 12, 2011
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badvice

advice which sucks or which causes you to suspect the giver is an idiot
telling somebody to fix the electrical socket by sticking a fork in it is badvice

not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed
by Anthony Sheppard October 9, 2008
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kevlon

Tough and slippery.

(see also teflar)
He took punch after punch and they still couldn't hold him - that guy's made of kevlon.
by Anthony Sheppard February 8, 2007
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goldilocks

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
by Anthony Sheppard July 3, 2005
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nanomanagement

Even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement.
Would you quit with the f***ing nanomanagement and just let me do my job - you seriously don't have enough to do if you have time to crawl up my a** about every little detail ... Sir.
by Anthony Sheppard April 16, 2005
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