Definitions by Anthony Sheppard
Sandwista
n. a person employed to make sandwiches - derived from a combination of sandwich and barista
alt. sandwichista
alt. sandwichista
I was explaining my topping choices when the sandwista suddenly sneezed into the bell peppers.
That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.
That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.
Sandwista by Anthony Sheppard June 12, 2011
Prube
v. to trim one's genital area (prune + pube)
n. someone who objects to clothing that reveals hair in the genital area (prude + pube)
n. someone who objects to clothing that reveals hair in the genital area (prude + pube)
v. I walked into the bathroom and he was prubing his bush!
n. I would have worn my jeans lower, but my grandmother is a real prube - lol4realz.
n. I would have worn my jeans lower, but my grandmother is a real prube - lol4realz.
Prube by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010
Haiku-ka-choo
n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.
Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!
Haiku-ka-choo by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010
lol4realz
A more genuine lol.
For when you want to reassure your insecure texting and forum buddies that you really did, in fact, laugh out loud. Or, at least, you want them to think you did.
For when you want to reassure your insecure texting and forum buddies that you really did, in fact, laugh out loud. Or, at least, you want them to think you did.
Person 1: "Nanomanagement is even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement."
Person 2: omg lol
Person 3: lol4realz!
Person 2: omg lol
Person 3: lol4realz!
lol4realz by Anthony Sheppard January 28, 2010
earlybirditude
the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments
"it's his earlybirditude i can't stand - he doesn't seem to realize that if i'm awake at 6am it's because i'm still up from the day before, not because i had a sudden urge to go running"
"only the most manic earlybirditude could make the shopping mall seem appealing the morning after thanksgiving"
"only the most manic earlybirditude could make the shopping mall seem appealing the morning after thanksgiving"
earlybirditude by Anthony Sheppard November 11, 2008
badvice
telling somebody to fix the electrical socket by sticking a fork in it is badvice
not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed
not to be confused with madvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically insane or sadvice, which causes you to suspect the giver is clinically depressed
badvice by Anthony Sheppard October 9, 2008