pisstance

how far one can throw his/her piss.

Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.

by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009

Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.

by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022

ill-ennial

Any child conceived between the start of coronavirus outbreak started in the United States and the end of the nationwide social distancing/quarantine period.

Meghan was born on January 12, 2021. Meghan is an ill-ennial.

by Anthony Melvin March 23, 2020

shit-facebook-drunk

getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.

I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.

by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009

Vinatieri

Italian for lucky rabbit's foot

"The Patriots gave their Vinatieri to the Colts, and look what happened when they got it. They won the Super Bowl!!!

by Anthony Melvin December 13, 2008

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009