Definitions by Anthony Melvin
Walk up a shit
The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.
Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.
Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.
Walk up a shit by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022
ill-ennial
Any child conceived between the start of coronavirus outbreak started in the United States and the end of the nationwide social distancing/quarantine period.
ill-ennial by Anthony Melvin March 23, 2020
shit-facebook-drunk
getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
shit-facebook-drunk by Anthony Melvin October 24, 2009
idiot badge
A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.
I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.
Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.
Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.
idiot badge by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009
wood cow
1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
wood cow by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009