Definitions by Antenna Wilde

wedgywick 

verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)

The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.

Check out that girl... whoa! Did you see the wedgywick?

wedgywick by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

wackathon by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

carpet banger 

noun

1. A man who does well with women.
2. Any sexually active man, especially one who, "rides it hard."
3. A man who will will sleep with anyone.

If that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, I'm knockin' him out!

carpet banger by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

shag muffin 

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

shag muffin by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

wounded Marlin 

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

wounded Marlin by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

gangked

verb.

1. Mugged by gangsters. 2. The bending, twisting or wrecking of something, usually mechanical but also relating to the body.

A mechanic is wrenching an alternator, "Ah, I gangked the fuckin' bolt!"

gangked by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

free Willy 

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

free Willy by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008