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1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
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by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
Get the pussy brillo mug.verb. (sexual act)
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
Get the Vulcan Hand Shake mug.When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Get the snailing the banister mug.(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
Get the shitty shitty bang bang mug.(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
Get the chives mug.Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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