35 definitions by Antenna Wilde

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

top riding

When a woman on top rides the slick willy as though the man beneath her is a horse.

I sure do enjoy a good top riding.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

clam stabbing

(verb) A penis thrusting into a vagina in a rapid and often vicious manner. Usually done from a standing position, or in a position where only the genitalia are in contact.

Felta and Favreau went double team clam stabbing on that switch hitting duo in da Port.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

ring ding

A woman who gives a little slap down on the head of a man's hard on.

She thinks his dick is funny; gives it a little ring ding before getting busy.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Down on the Muffin

Originally coined by Aerosmith, from the song, "Walk this Way" 1975.

You ain't seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin'

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

wedgywick

verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)

The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.

Check out that girl... whoa! Did you see the wedgywick?

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008