The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.
The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.
You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.
You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.
Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.
You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.
You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.
Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008
verb. (sexual act)
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
Pussy hair that is coarse, like a brillo taco or a brillo pad, and usually leaving brillo burns on the man's stomach and/or rod, which would be rod rash.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.
That was some serious meat handling!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008
verb. {wedgie} (coined by Antenna Wilde)
The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
The act of fixing a wedgie. To quickly wick the stuck part of garment from one's ass crack.
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008