barbastic

something you do when u wanna do it, but cant

im being barbastic

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

shoggoth

Amoeboid-shaped extra-planar demon one can summon for grotesque sexual gratification. Inspiration for many, many manga flicks, though the entity certainly should not be confused with a titillating cartoon character, however horrific.

Ex: "Umm, you need an Elder Sign to summon a shoggoth, but even with one, you will probably be killed before you can mold a protoplasmic pussy. Better stick with your sister, she doesn't know any better after the accident anyway," confided Cletus.

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

Ferndogg

The gayest guy alive. Loves the cock.

Damn that guy is a Ferndogg

by Anonymous September 02, 2003

JMU

James Madison University, the coolest fucking places ever
1) hottest girls
2) biggest parties
3) smart kids
4) better partiers
5) Southern bred

JMU is heaven

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Nought

Another way to say zero. Not used very often.

Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!

by Anonymous March 20, 2005

skankaprovacawhoreible

you suck xtina

xtina, like 7th grade, is skankaprovacawhoreible

by anonymous September 01, 2003

soccer mom

These women love their children and like to be "cool" with the kids. Usually they try and protect their kids from anything that may be evil.

Soccer moms wear khaki pants from the Gap.

by Anonymous July 18, 2004