smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

pothead

Exactly what is the cutoff point for being a pothead or a stoner in terms of amount smoked per day?

by Anonymous October 03, 2003

kong dong

Extremely long and fat dildo, typically beyond anything human.

I bought my girlfriend a kong dong for her birthday. She squealed like a pig and stuck it all the way up herself. Looked like she had a leg shoved up in there.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

dude

Jessica's word of the day

Look dude I am gonna be a rock star, can you dig it dude

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

chilly

Weather that is cold.

It's so chilly out here, my nipples are hard and my pecker is soft.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

pish flaps

she has pish flaps like John Waynes saddlebags

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

spillin down da street

to take a stroll while intoxicated

"hey playa, you limpin or pimpin?"
"Fuckoff bitch i jus spillin down the street"

by Anonymous October 06, 2003