fixing to

Generally used only in the state of Texas, 'fixing to' is the equivalent of 'about to' or 'getting ready to'. If used outside of Texas, likely the person using it is from Texas or has spent a great deal of time in Texas. Also, this person will likely be on the receiving end of, "You're... what?"

"I'm fixing to watch the football game on TV."

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

punnani

female cuch hole, otherwise known as pussy or vagina. Very pleasing hole.

by Anonymous June 04, 2003

alice in chains

Best of their genre. Hands down.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

drag race

A race for idiots who have no driving skills, running in a straight line like idiots.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Crick

to get high on drugs

lets cut stduy hall and get cricked behind the baseball field

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

malthius

To have a large ego

Get rid of your Malthius

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Ctrl+Alt+Del

An excellent webcomic written and drawn by Tim Buckley. Consists of three main characters - Ethan, Lucas, and Lilah - who play computer games and get into wacky situations regularly. Also, there is the completely random Chef Brian who appears from time to time.

Come and check out today's Ctrl+Alt+Del comic!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003