Sigma Kappa

National sorority guaranteed to have the hottest girls at all the local universities you've never heard of (plus a couple big name schools, i.e, Berkeley, UPenn, Florida, etc.). Powerhouse of Playboy pinups and low-budget porns. The sorority that dropped your fat ass during rush.

Sigma Kappas do not drink. They may smoke, they may chew, they may go to bed with you, but Sigma Kappas do not drink.

by anonymous February 04, 2005

SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 04, 2003

Tobal

Assclown

Tobal is a assclown

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

havcock

A peice of property owned by HavokiDM. It is located in his pants and is very large. It is most desirable to women.

She could not resist the hav-cock

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

crennned

The act of being perpetually stoned, through copious amounts of devils lettuce.

"I had such a sh*tty day, when I got home, I got right crenned"

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Manaz

He who should be blamed for defining "Agg"

Ah, so it was Manaz who added the definition for Agg!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Queefe

A drink made by French Gallenteans.

The dirty Gallente queefed up a drink

by Anonymous August 19, 2003