Repeat

A rerun, usually of a television program.

I can't believe there's nothing on TV but dumb old summer repeats.

by anonymous August 26, 2004

yo

The only word that can be inserted into any place of a sentence, fragment, clause, or phrase, and still make sense.

"Hi mom, yo, I want some cookies, yo"

"Yo, I just bought this new CD, yo"

"Hail Mary full of, yo, grace, the Lord, yo, is with thee, yo."

"Yo, i bought a new yo-yo, yo"

"Yo, homie. Wazzp gangsta, g dog. G-unit in da house, yo. Yo, this is like, so trippin, yo."

by Anonymous February 24, 2004

Mormonism

In 1832, Joseph Smith found golden plates on Hill Cumorah; a small, steep hill located in Palmyra, NY. So, Mormanism began. Every summer, Palmyra is infested with religion-spreading Mormons, merely hoping to pass their goodness unto the world through missionary work and abstinence. Here, they enjoy the festivities of the Hill Cumorah Pagent, the very site at which the religion was founded.

(To non-mormon)"Hi. I'm from Palmyra." *Blank Stare*---"Oh...cool..?" "It's like a Jerusalem to the Mormons." "Oh, I have a Mormon friend. She can't..." "I know."

(To Mormon) "Hi. I'm from Palymra." "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "No. You're Mormon aren't you?"

by anonymous March 11, 2005

technochav

Savedd up all their benefit and drug money, now have both a computer AND a decomposing car on the front lawn.

"You wanna come over tonight Charlene? I just downloaded Torque, innit?

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

JediPadawan

A young Jedi in training.

Yoda trained the JediPadawans.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

KirkAngel

A person, considered to be metal, who is into hockey and hate. See also wordhessian/word

I pulled a KirkAngel in picking the Devils to win the game. How KirkAngel of you to rock out to Slayer.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003