Definitions by Anonymous

Beat your Meat 

slap your pork

Beat your Meat by Anonymous September 21, 2003

schmegma 

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

schmegma by Anonymous September 21, 2003

we need to talk 

the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.

Tom...... i think we need to talk

we need to talk by Anonymous September 21, 2003

baby on board 

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

baby on board by Anonymous September 21, 2003

cotb

Chairman Of The Beard. Joel Tompkins.

cotb by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Weird Beard

weird.

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!

Weird Beard by anonymous September 21, 2003

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

gargantuan vagina by Anonymous September 21, 2003