Definitions by Anonymous

Petey 

1) A poor technical support representative that is often the butt of everyone's jokes. See: Jack-ass 2) A retarded person that plays the trombone in a marching band.

Don't pass the ball to Petey, he is fuckin' stupid.

Petey by Anonymous September 26, 2003

The Strokes 

the greatest fucking band to come out EVER. five cool and hot guys who can make music.

the strokes kick ass

The Strokes by Anonymous September 26, 2003

pooley 

welsh for shag.

I poolied a sheep last night.

pooley by Anonymous September 26, 2003

gay mafia 

Group of socially powerful gay men (mostly) and women who dictate fascistic definitions of gayness including clothing, mannerisms, haircuts, political views, hot clubs and which blonde anorexic is the twink du jour. twink gayness

The Gay Mafia boycotted that cafe and made it close down.

gay mafia by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Gayness 

1. A nebulous, ill-defined term referring to the measure of one's homosexuality (male); composed of several markers including body shape, vocal inflections, hand movements, clothing.
2. Sarcastic term

1. I don't care if he's straight, his gayness is through the roof!
2. Here you go, your Gayness.

Gayness by Anonymous September 26, 2003

fag hag 

A woman, usually ugly and/or fat, who, due to the fact that she receives no attention from heterosexual men, desires to be around gay men. This behavior is usually acompanied by growing frustration and bitterness toward heterosexual men. Does not necessarily lead to lesbianism, yet can be a significant precursor. Avoid at all costs.

fag hag by Anonymous September 26, 2003

champi 

a monkey who eats tutti!

champi by Anonymous September 26, 2003