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doof

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.
Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.
by Anonymous November 8, 2002
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you damn skippy

emphatic term of agreement; you've got that right
Will I see you at the party tonight? You damn skippy!
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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MimirsHead

1) Mimir's Head: i.e, the head of Mimir In Norse myth, the disembodied head of the god Mimir, severed in "The War Between the Aesir and the Vanir". It was reanimated by the Norse God Odin, and became one of his central advisors.
2) MimirsHead: i.e, an internet alias A well known internet persona with the continuing mission to inform the human masses of his incredible praiseworthiness, which often goes unnoticed. He is the "Speaker of the Fixxer", appointed with the burden of having the final word in any dispute of the Fixxer's will.
1. Mimir's head told Odin many of the occult secrets which, otherwise, would go unnoticed to him.
2. MimirsHead's opinion is pretty fucking awesome.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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suck a fat one

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.
by Anonymous April 10, 2004
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Valentine's Day

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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Himmy

not a man of his word; liar
He claims to drive a car he doesn't actually own. He is Himmy.
by anonymous January 14, 2004
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Nuber

anything that is a noun. Can be used as a very offensive insult or a compliment. Can also be used to describe something that is really cool. Or it can just be used to describe anything period. Can also be used as an adjective. Actually, nuber can be used however you feel like it.
Wow, did you see him? He was such a Nuber!

Stop being a nuber.

That is one fine nuber.

Your being nuber-ly today.
by Anonymous April 20, 2005
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