murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

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governator

wait... since when the fuck has a little bit of gropping and sexual harrassment bothered the democrats.... isn't that sort of their specialty?

Yeah, CLinton had a lot of respect for women, that's why he was in a sham marraige and fucked everything that crossed the white house lawn

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

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Drink mixture of Captain Morgan and Coke on ice, also known as a rum and Coke

Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

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by Anonymous September 14, 2003

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a child acting up, if an adult, someone endearing to you that you are chewing out

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

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A person that likes to take time out of his/her day to go to the barn and fuck pigs (EX. Evan K.)

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

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> yin_yang AKA {{{p00p3y}}}

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

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