Fuck Bag

Apparatus applied over the head of an extremely ugly woman to ease emotional scaring after you bone her.
Dude, I had to break out a fuck bag cuz, da biznach was uglier than a bathtub full of assholes.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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j-lib

Short for Jeep Liberty. But usually referred to a specific black jeep liberty that resides in Lakeland, Florida.
We took that j-lib for a spin and andrea puked.
by anonymous March 24, 2005
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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
by Anonymous December 06, 2004
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Ice Cream

(verb) - the act of having mad, rigorous sex for a period of four hours or longer, esp. when Kama Sutra is involved.
Man, that ice cream flat wore me out last night!

NOTE: if you have vigorous "ice cream" every night for a few weeks, you can seriously build those abs
by anonymous February 07, 2004
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asno

a person's booty. also an insult
Tu tiene un asno grande
You have a big ass

Este un estupido asno puta
you are a stupid ass bitch
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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Bermuda

A really beautiful island in the Atlantic Ocean. The people are friendly and beautiful. They wear Bermuda Shorts sometimes.
by Anonymous April 26, 2005
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Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.
Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.
by anonymous October 12, 2004
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