Anonymous 's definitions

lexmark 720

A scam in the guise of an expensive printer. The printer sits on the table, but it just wont work. Only a punch in the chops can get it going.

Are you printing, or are you lexmarking?

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

poleaxe

just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.

My girl finally let me take a walk up her bournville alley,but i poleaxed her for makeing me wait.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

The Bitch Race

The upcoming 2008 Presidential election race between Democratic Party nominee Hillary Clinton and GOP nominee Condoleeza Rice.

We're fucked no matter which bitch wins this one, folks.

by anonymous November 19, 2004

wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

That guy is such a Dietzman! I wish he would stop choking babies...

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

scally

like trakies n like ports n like burberry and like j man n like fukin shaved head

j man n harry

by Anonymous February 13, 2003