Anonymous 's definitions

crap shot

A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.

Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.

Son: Why?

Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.

Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.

Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.

by Anonymous August 8, 2004

hairy pussy

Condition reminding you to go buy her new razors.

Damn, bitch! You see these hairs in my mouth! Why dont you shave that hairy pussy more often!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

bife

short for life of bung....On the first day Vincent created the term Life of Bung....On the Second day, Raybird created the acronym "LOB"....pronounced like the tennis shot.....After his third Fresca and Gin, Otis, in his "clever" carroll county way, merged/condensed this entire concept into a new word: bife...in fact, there was a new phrase created by his otisness, Life of Bife (meaning Life of Life of Bife). Thanks for you contribution to the english language otis.

my life is bife

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

axolotl

A common phrase used to say goodbye to friends, similar to "see you later!" (Pronuciation: Ox-ul-LOT-tle)

Hey Fred, it was nice talking to you ... I gotta go ... AXOLOTL!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

goomba

A particularly fat version the italian; loves life, pinky rings, and track suits

that fat italian is a goomba

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

hellz yes!

hell yeah!

"wanna go see a movie?"
"hellz yes!"

by Anonymous December 15, 2002

the houdini

after fucking a grl anal the guy takes out his dick and spits on her back so she thinks hes already has cum, then says 'hey baby' and when she turns around splooges into her eye

i pulled a houdini on that grl and her sister last night

by Anonymous May 30, 2003