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blumpken 

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load
blumpken by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Rohan Kundargi 

An ecentric guy who plays tennis like a mad mofo! Always looks for fun and has his moments of wilddddd fun ;-) A very very very cool guy who doesn't care what people think of him!
Rohan Kundargi by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Ravi Dev 

Goof ball who can always make people laugh! VP too! Damn hotttttttttt and sexyyyyyy
Ravi Dev by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Sandipto 

Sandipto Baidya
Sandipto by Anonymous August 7, 2003
Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.

A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.

Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.

Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.

Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"

Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
Catholic by Anonymous August 7, 2003
The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.
the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.
slarp by Anonymous August 6, 2003

quantum theory 

Ummmm. What he said.^^^^^^
quantum theory by Anonymous August 6, 2003