covent

To insert a penis into one's eye

After she was covented, Jane could not see out of her left eye.

by Anonymous December 15, 2003

clitoris

A small elongated erectile organ at the anterior part of the vulva, homologous with the penis.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

clitoris

Acronym for the Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity

The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

making puppies

To waste time; porking the pooch; variation of "fucking the dog"

"Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up making puppies."

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

hitch

when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.

that was a huge hitch!!

by Anonymous April 28, 2003