Anonymous 's definitions

cafe racer

In the 1960's, A British cruiser type motorcycle (BSA, Triumph, Norton, Etc.) that has been modified for speed and maneuverability on city streets by lowering the frame, souping up the engine, adding a small fairing or small windscreen, Etc. These bikes were street-raced from one cafe to another, and from various cafes (Particularly the ACE Cafe) to London Bridge and back.

This is a complementary term that is still used today to denote any cruiser style motorcycle (But NOT a crotch-rocket street bike!) with the same characteristics.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

push the envelope

To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.

hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

polo

Gay little hat someone called Peter Fineline likes.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Trihan

1) The guy who always volunteers to do things when no one else will.
2) The guy who gives up sleep for weeks to do 1).
3) The guy who never finishes things started in 1).

1) <Trihan> I'll do that!
2) <Trihan> I'm already doing a million other things, but I'll do that!
3) <Trihan>...Sorry, I forgot.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003