Anonymous 's definitions

Bar

BAR: Browning Automatic Rifle. A standard, 20 round rifle during WW2.

Godammit, I just screwed the barrel on my BAR, and the rround shot my wang out my ass.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

monkey

A crazy simian that tries every crappy dance on its mind and gets killed at the end.

That monkey stole my clothes and jumped down into an acid pool.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Uterus

My toilet.

My toilet bit my penis and tore it off!

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Banger

English sausage. Usually quite long and filled with bread and pork.

your banger is soooo big. i want to eat it

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

fake

if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

VaVaVirgil

An AIM chat bot created by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation for the purpose of convincing children not to smoke. It attempts to do this by using some of the worst grammar imaginable short of "l337speak" and insulting smokers. Recently "upgraded" to use even worse grammar and more unconvincing arguments than ever.

User: Do you like baseball?
User: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about baseball.

hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
User: I can tell you many reasons. Want to hear some?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
User: Smoking is not stupid.
VaVaVirgil: hair smells like doo-doo after a smoke

want 2 hear another one?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: u probably spent a bunch of cash on a cool shirt and now it reeks like manure

thinking of butting out for good?
User: Shut up or I will murder you.
VaVaVirgil: u will murder me? for real?

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 9, 2003