Anonymous's definitions

slarp

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

akash patel

A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

by anonymous April 23, 2005

Toilet Man

A person dressed up as a toilet in the annual 4th of July parade. Featured since never.

My favorite float in the parade was the on with the Toilet Man.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

KakarotTheMonkey

The coolest dude around.

KakarotTheMonkey just breakdanced with his penis!

by anonymous March 3, 2005

fart sneeze and hiccup

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode

it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.

by anonymous November 19, 2004

Nought

Another way to say zero. Not used very often.

Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!

by Anonymous March 20, 2005

captialism

Not communism.

I love capitalism.
MMMM, I owe this hot dog to capatilism.
Yay, not communism!

by ANONYMOUS February 3, 2004