Definitions by Anonymous

keg stand 

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

keg stand by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Sonia 

A beautiful girl from Portugal who is bilingual, pretty, smart, friendly, charming, and mostly nice. This one is a thin person.

Check out Sonia. Yeah she's beautiful

Sonia by anonymous February 13, 2004

batwings 

when your sack sticks to both legs

"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"

batwings by anonymous February 12, 2004

Westin Alcover 

Thinks he's cool, but in reality he's a geek with no life, brains, or fucking dick. He wishes he could have balls, but it will never come true. Has no life, is gay, and is so desperate, he screws his brother.

NONE Available

Westin Alcover by Anonymous February 12, 2004

you're 

A word most internet users have yet to understand.

"your gay!!!!!!!"

you're by anonymous February 11, 2004

Coach Z 

The pro rapper who either has a green body or wears a green jumpsuit. Nobody can really tell. I don't know what type of accent he has, but I do know that it's exactly like the one Bob Pinciotti from That 70's Show has.

"Okay, then.. take the care! Oh, and by that I mean tender love and care, not take my automobile."

Coach Z by anonymous February 11, 2004

op 

a made up language, where the "op" comes before every vowel

"Hopellopo mopy nopamope opis Bopeckopy"
translated as, "hello my name is becky"

op by anonymous February 11, 2004